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To get the ball rolling, we've set up a Grand Opening sale for everyone. Enter coupon code SPRINGFLING69 into the shopping cart during the checkout process to receive 15% off your order of $200 or more. This coupon is valid until June 1st, 2006 and it's good for any and all products in the store.
We expect to add hundreds of new items to the site in the next few weeks so keep your eyes open for them.
Thanks :)
~Naomi
This is just to let everyone know that Obsoleteone.com is super close to being open. You can check it out to see the products we'll be offering, or you can visit us on ebay by clicking *here*
So, the corner shop is gone from the CP forums, the one place were we (almost) didn't get hassled for talking about something not quite on topic. horray...
Anyway, my favorite little kitty kat was kind enough to set up a forum for us starving offensive artists where we can roam free and swear at everyone. Kat's the shizzit!
Feel free to join if you wanna talk to people that don't have enormous objects stuck up their asses.
The Dead T-shirt Society
Arcanum a.k.a. Jeff, started a blog of his own, finally. Here it is: !JEFF'S BLOG!
Lookin' forward to reading his stuff. YAY JEFF!
This one's for Addy
I would've posted this in the CP forums but it seems as though they meant my account would be reinstated on some OTHER November 4th.
..::Addy's Thread::..
My response:
Good for you man. Someone with the ability to congratulate, thank or show appreciation for someone else without being threatened to do it at gunpoint first- deserves a fucking medal. Thank you for mentioning me :) That was unexpected and way cool of you.
I'd like to know who the last person to show appreciation for others on that board was? Who was it, and who did they thank? I seem to recall someone giving kudos to a few moderators, maybe Angela... good for them, and it seems as though they were lucky enough not to get piles of shit thrown at them for doing it.
I'd like to say that Addy is a fuckin' cool guy and I really appreciate the fact that he can take the things I say, read between the lines and know that I'm not a psychotic asshole and that there's more to my life than what you fucking clowns think. I like how he's not so narrow-minded as those that think I must worship satan cuz I swear sometimes. Get over it you stupid pricks. Shit happens and nobody fully understands anything. If you're able to take someone with a less than stellar cover and realize that that person is actually a person underneath, and go out of your way to give them the thumbs up in public for no reason at all, then good for you. It is much appreciated.
If you don't like what Addy had to say then you've got issues you need to work through. It's a shame that Addy didn't think of your name when he was mentioning people, but who fucking cares? Why would you waste your time posting about how supposedly immature he is when you could be busy trying to make people like you, since that's so fucking important to you and all.
Get over yourselves you fucking morons.
Note: Michigal and My Arcanum, you know I don't mean you ;)
And Sagart, YOU are the sweetie!
Ode to my health
I was hanging out watching some crap B movie with Simon lastnight and going out for a smoke every 5 minutes to protect myself from the immense stupidity of it when I realized that I had smoked almost my whole pack of ciggies that I just opened a few hours before.... no fuckin' wonder my throat was on fire. Not to mention the fact that I hadn't eaten anything all day and it was coming up on 10pm. So, I went back inside and sat on the couch and my daughter came downstairs to give me one more hug before bed, she gave me the hug and looked at me and told me I'm the best mom "on the world" then she gave Simon a hug and ran upstairs to bed. I just sat there and looked at simon and told him we're both being idiots. Simon smokes as much as me and he's a strict meatatarian. He only drinks pepsi, beer or the occasional glass of sugar packed juice. I smoke like it's goin out of style and I tend to forget to eat regularly, it's too damn time consuming. I felt bad about this, not for my own health, but for my kids. What are they gonna do if both their parents kick the bucket at 30-something?
Anyway, I've been hearing all this amazing shit about Green Tea lately, It's like some kind of miracle food... or drink.... It does everything from speeding up your metabolism to protecting your teeth from cavities to preventing and slowing down the growth of certain cancers, and that whole antioxidant thing it's got going on supposedly helps with chronic headaches and skin problems. Interesting...... So I opened up my cupboard and pulled out that box of Green Tea I bought like 3 months ago and made a tea, and it actually tasted kinda good so I made another, then one more... then I went to bed. Woke up this morning feeling a fuck of alot better than I have in a long, long time. It's like I actually had a decent sleep for once, and unlike usual, I didn't wake up with one of those morning headaches I've become accustomed to. Weird... So, it's 12:44 in the afternoon and I'm working on my 3rd Green Tea of the day. I figure I'm gonna replace my usual Diet Coke of Evil with the tea, which means I'll be drinking literally 2-4 litres of it every day, my ulcer's gonna love me for this :)
I know this probably isn't very interesting to alot of you, but it matters to me, and I really like how I'm actually feeling healthy for the first time in years, after just 1 day. Remember when you were young and you never got sick? every day felt like a NEW day and you felt like a little superman or something? Well that's how I feel today, like sickness ain't got shit on me lol.
So, I'm gonna update my blog with this Green Tea stuff and let you all know how it's working out for me every few weeks. I personally think that everyone should start drinking this shit. Japan's got the right idea.
Seacrest OUT!
`~Naomi
Nipple Apple Crap
Yuck... I just looked out the window and it's freakin' snowing...damn Canada. Now don't get me wrong, I actually like the snow, but when it's raining at the same time...well, I cry.
It's not a nice cold that makes you think of Christmas and presents, it's that shitty straight to the bone cold that has you wiping the boogers off your kids' noses all day. Well, it's either you wipe them off or you watch your kids play double dutch with snot strings, and that ain't right.
Anyway, today was ok... I spent alot of time working on new designs for Retro Cafe. I'm gonna be making some new retro dingbat sets for myself so people can stop ripping ME off. That's the thing about getting featured in Cafepress newsletters. Give it a day or two and your designs will mysteriously end up with clones, fucking wankers. You know, someone rips you off then they've got the balls to say you stole the idea from THEM. Whatever... how about a nice cup of I raped your mother? only 10 cents!
All the crap going on with my friend Jess is still going... She'll most likely be living with me soon. That's cool tho, I miss the bitch. Too bad her ex can't smarten up and stop gambling with his kid.
I guess some of us learn from the mistakes other people make, and some of us only make bigger ones.
Off to the bar... In need of le beer.
