So what if I cause hysteria - Part deux

So, I wake up this morning, have a fatass coffee and a couple smokes, then I go and check my email. I open up my inbox and there's not one, but 2 emails from Ryan. I sat here and psyched myself up cuz I knew they'd make me mad lol.. I was like "Ok Name, this guy is a dick loving, woman beating prison bitch. He's gonna say something completely uncool and you're gonna get pissed" lol... Anyway, I open the first one and it says :

SO UR GUNNA COME SMASH MY FUCKIN FACE IN EH WELL IM WAITIN SO COME HERE AND SMASH IT IN CALL ME WHEN U GET TO TOWN -phone number-

YOU FUCKIN

GOOF
I respond with "You stupid fucking wanker, For someone who's so "tough" with being in prison and all, you're a fucking retard. Do you even know what goof means? from what I remember it's the guys that fuck with children and women that get labelled a goof in the pen, not the women trying to stick up for their friends that are getting beaten by their goof boyfriends. I hope you get arrested again so the inmates can make you their bitch. Don't drop the soap, baby."

He wrote me another email: OH I GUESS THIS IS THE CUNT OF THE FAMILY EH WELL I GUESS U WOULD HAVE BIGGER BALLS THAN UR BROTHER WELL MAYBE ILL SEE U SOON HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

Now this was annoying. Not only does this guy not know what grammar is, but he's bringing my brother into the whole deal. My brother is 6'2, he almost killed some guy before for fucking with his girlfriend. He turned his jaw into mush, and he's not afraid to use a baseball bat to keep his hands clean lol.
I wrote him back saying:
"Learn to spell you uneducated tool. If you had half a brain you wouldn't bring my bro into this. None of it matters anyway. I'm gonna fuck you where it hurts the most. We'll see how long you last without your punching bag, or the kid you're gonna try and turn into a fucking fool like yourself. We don't need anymore people like you in the world."

SO, I'm getting Jessica to move in with us, if she'll agree with it, and she probably will. Simon wants her to get her ass here asap. My fiance is known for fucking up guys that fuck with women, and this is no exception. He's got a tire knocker hanging by the front door and waiting for Ryan to show up. That'll be the day.
It's all pretty funny actually. I'm 5'5, 130 lbs soaking wet with big boots on lol. Ryan's probably abit bigger than me, My Simon looks like this:*SIMON*
(ignore the goo on his tongue, he was eating one of those black candies that stain your mouth lol)

What a shame this is. I don't know why people can't just smarten the fuck up and realize that they've been blessed with someone that loves them, or a beautiful baby. Why do people fuck themselves? I don't get it....